Tuesday, January 19, 2016

A Special Post: Ammon Bundy Will You Please Go Now!

Special Note: As a proud, life-long native Oregonian, whose family homestead in Oregon before Oregon was even a state, the standoff at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge is an outrage. With a tip of the hat to Dr. Seuss' Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now! (all rights reserved), and with a few minor changes, I present...

Ammon Bundy, Will You Please Go Now!

The time has come.

The time is now.

Just go.



I don't care how.

You can go by foot.

You can go by cow.

Ammon Bundy, will you please go now!

You can go on skates.

You can go on skis.

You can go in a hat.

But please go, please!

I don't care. You can go by bike.

You can go on a Zike-Bike if you like.

If you like you can go in an old blue shoe.

Just go, go GO!

Please do, do, DO!

Ammon Bundy, I don't care how.

Ammon Bundy, will you please GO NOW!

You can go on stilts.

You can go by fish.

You can go by Crunk-Car if you wish.

If you wish you may go by lion's tail.

Or stamp yourself and go by mail.

Ammon Bundy! Don't you know the time has come to go. GO, GO!

Get on your way!

You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.

You can go by balloon...or broomstick.

Or you can go by camel in a bureau drawer.

You can go by Bumble Boat...or jet.

I don't care how you go. Just GET!

Get yourself a Ga-Zoom: you can go with a BOOM!

Ammon, Ammon, Ammon! Will you leave this refuge?!

Ammon Bundy! I don't care HOW,

Ammon Bundy! Will you please GO NOW!

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